&& HE`S SOME BOY TO ME
BUT TO HiM;; SHE`S SOME GiRL

-SHELBY :)

&& YOU WERE MY BOYFRiEND
YOU CHEATED
WE`RE OVER

-SHELBY :)

PMS;; BE AFRAiD, BE VERY AFRAiD!

-SHELBY :)

&& SOMETiMES YOU JUST HAVE TO ROLL WiTH THE PUNCHES AND HOPE YOU DON`T GET BEATEN DOWN LiKE THE REST OF THEM

-SHELBY :)

&& HE LOVES HER

-SHELBY :)

SO;; THiS iS WHAT i`VE BEEN WAiTiNG FOR ALL MY LiFE? JUST A SiMPLE HEARTBREAK? i ALWAYS THOUGHT LOVE MEANT BEiNG SWEPT AWAY ON A WHiTE HORSE BY MY PRiNCE CHARMiNG AND RiDiNG iNTO THE SUNSET;; BOY WAS i DUMB!

-SHELBY :)

&& iF i CAN`T HAVE HiM;; i`LL HAVE THE OTHER;; BUT WAiT, HE LOVES HER TOO?

-SHELBY :)

&& PARENTS SPEND THE FiRST PART OF OUT LiVES TEACHiNG US HOW TO WALK AND TALK;; AND THE REST OF iT TELLiNG US TO SiT DOWN AND SHUT UP

-SHELBY :)

ACTUAL HEADLiNE;;

TYPHOON RiPS THROUGH CEMETERY;; HUNDREDS DEAD

(FUNNY)

-SHELBY :)

GiRLS ARE GREAT;; GUYS DON`T DESERVE US

-SHELBY :)