WHEN i CALL YOU && YOU ANSWER.
i ALWAYS HANG UP && PRAY THAT YOU DON`T HAVE CALLER iD.

WOW,, YOU`RE SiSTER CAN SiNG FOR THE DEAF
AND MY DAUGHTER DANCES FOR BLiND
((ACTUAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND MY FRIENDS MOM))

WHEN i CALL AND YOU ANSWER THE PHONE AND WHEN i HEAR HER VOiCE iN THE BACKROUND ALL i CAN THiNK OF TO SAY iS "SORRY i HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER"

&& YOU TELL ME YOU LiKE ME AND THEN AS SOON AS SHE CALLS YOU FORGET ABOUT ME AND FALL BACK iN LOVE WiTH HER♥

&& ALL i EVER WANTED TO BE WAS THE GiRL THAT OTHER GiRLS LOOK AT AND SAY "WHY CAN`T i BE MORE LiKE HER?"♥

IF YOU EVER TOLD ME THAT YOU LiKED ME WERE YOU SERiOUS OR JUST TRYiNG TO MAKE SURE i DiDN`T KNOW YOU WERE WiTH HER?♥

WHEN i CALL AND SHE ANSWERS THE PHONE ALL i CAN THiNK TO SAY iS "WHAT AM i DOING STiLL CALLiNG THiS GUY? HE`S OBVIOUSLY GETTiNG ALONG FiNE WiTHOUT ME"♥

&& YOU CAN`T MAKE iT A WEEK WiTHOUT GETTiNG A NEW GIRLFRIEND?♥

&& WHEN i FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE DATiNG MY BEST FRiEND i JUST WANTED TO RUN iNTO THE BATHROOM AND CRY MY HEAD OFF AND ALL YOU CAN SAY iS "SO WHAT`S WRONG WiTH YOU NOW?♥

iN LOVE WiTH HER NOW? WHAT A TYPiCAL GUY THiNG♥