WHEN i CALL AND YOU ANSWER THE PHONE AND WHEN i HEAR HER VOiCE iN THE BACKROUND ALL i CAN THiNK OF TO SAY iS "SORRY i HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER"

WOW,, YOU`RE SiSTER CAN SiNG FOR THE DEAF
AND MY DAUGHTER DANCES FOR BLiND
((ACTUAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND MY FRIENDS MOM))

MY iMAGiNARY FRiEND THiNKS YOU HAVE SERiOUS PROBLEMS

MAN YOU`RE FUNNY, HOTT, GORGEOUS, PERFECT HAiR, OH, AND LOOK AT THOSE EYES! UGH, i HAVE GOT TO REMEMBER TO TAKE THAT MiRROR OFF MY CiELiNG!♥

i HATE BARBiE! THAT BRAT HAS EVERYTHiNG!♥

BOY 1: HOW DO GiRLS DEAL WiTH HAViNG THEiR PERiOD?
BOY 2: i HAVE NO iDEA!
BOY 1: WELL, WHY DON`T WE ASK?
BOY 2: NO WAY! i DON`T TALK TO ANYTHiNG THAT BLEEDS FOR 5 DAYS AND LiVES!

&& WHEN YOU TELL ME YOU LiKE SOMEONE AND YOU WANT ME TO GUESS i'M SCREAMiNG iN MY HEAD "ME ME!" BUT i SAY "JUST TELL ME" AND i HEAR HER NAME YET AGAiN♥

JUST ONE LiTTLE LOOK FROM YOU CAN MAKE ME WANNA GO CRAZY, RUN AND JUMP iN CiRCLES AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEN i WANNA GO RUN AND SCREAM BECAUSE YOU LOOKED AT HER TOO♥

WHY DO YOU TELL ME YOU LiKE ME iF YOU`RE JUST GONNA GO OUT WiTH HER ANYWAY?♥

i LOST MY HEART TO HiM AND HE LOST HiS TO "HER" LiKE EVERY OTHER GUY i KNOW♥