YOU KNOW THE TECHNOLOGY OF CONDOMS HAS BECOME BETTER SO MISTAKES LIKE YOU WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN....."YEAH WELL YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU"

" I've never loved anyone the way I love........your best friend!!!"

IM A NECKROPHELIAC AND YOUR DEAD IN MY WORLD!!

10,000 SPERM AND YOU WERE THE QUICKEST?!

WHAT'S THE POINT OF CRYING WHEN YOU ARE JUST GOING TO WIPE THE TEARS AWAY?!

LET'S GET DRUNK AND WRECK SHIT!!!