LET'S GET DRUNK AND WRECK SHIT!!!

WHAT'S THE POINT OF CRYING WHEN YOU ARE JUST GOING TO WIPE THE TEARS AWAY?!

10,000 SPERM AND YOU WERE THE QUICKEST?!

IM A NECKROPHELIAC AND YOUR DEAD IN MY WORLD!!

" I've never loved anyone the way I love........your best friend!!!"

YOU KNOW THE TECHNOLOGY OF CONDOMS HAS BECOME BETTER SO MISTAKES LIKE YOU WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN....."YEAH WELL YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU"