Good friends are like snowflakes, once you get one it's hard to keep it there

Trying to convince a woman that she's wrong is like trying to convince her that Titanic and the Notebook were not sad movies.

Push, harder, stress, sweating, speed, concentration, relaxation, and heavy breathing. All are symptoms of playing a good video game.

When she talks you listen, it's that, when you talks she ignores, in the end she still get's everything.

With great power comes great respinsibility, but with great ignorance, comes years of torture A.K.A marriage.

When Life throws you lemons turn around and say, now who da fcuk did dat?

Relationships are caring, loving, and sweet. excepth of course the ones that aren't meant to be, i call those relationshits.

Kids when life throws a lemon at you don't make lemonade, you don't know where the hell that lemon's been.

Listen to her, no matter what she says listen to her. that way you can throw it back in her face during a fight.

A parent's job is to protect their child's innocence. a Child's job is to make them think they're doing a good job.