If you have sex, boy, I'd like it to be with a woman.

What is life without a cat in the background?

Mishoo!
je t'aime plus fort!

When it seems the world has nothing to offer but rain, put out your hand for the umbrella only I have to offer.

The truth is as boring as contraceptive.

I ask please if you are dying in 3 minutes to call me cuz I'd be really concerned and somehow think of a plot to change it.

Is it perfectly normal in the realm of this times to spread winterfresh flavored gum across the underside of a desk?
Or is it just forgotten that the standards of society have shifted where that question must even be asked?

Rob: a diffident nymphomaniac with semi gangsta attributes in correlation to an irresistable charisma.

Who would like to love me?
Soon I'll be enlaced in glitter.
But obviously it's not from love.
Just wait and see what mesmorizes me.

I took a vow of Celibacy.
I'm free to flirt, but not get hurt.