Is it perfectly normal in the realm of this times to spread winterfresh flavored gum across the underside of a desk?
Or is it just forgotten that the standards of society have shifted where that question must even be asked?

I ask please if you are dying in 3 minutes to call me cuz I'd be really concerned and somehow think of a plot to change it.

The truth is as boring as contraceptive.

When it seems the world has nothing to offer but rain, put out your hand for the umbrella only I have to offer.

Mishoo!
je t'aime plus fort!

What is life without a cat in the background?

If you have sex, boy, I'd like it to be with a woman.

Love is the overwhelming feeling of being delirious on the ledge of an ocean of stars