Rob: a diffident nymphomaniac with semi gangsta attributes in correlation to an irresistable charisma.

Is it perfectly normal in the realm of this times to spread winterfresh flavored gum across the underside of a desk?
Or is it just forgotten that the standards of society have shifted where that question must even be asked?

I ask please if you are dying in 3 minutes to call me cuz I'd be really concerned and somehow think of a plot to change it.

The truth is as boring as contraceptive.

When it seems the world has nothing to offer but rain, put out your hand for the umbrella only I have to offer.

Mishoo!
je t'aime plus fort!

What is life without a cat in the background?

If you have sex, boy, I'd like it to be with a woman.

I might be cool. Except "cool" is measured by superficial things that I don't have. Instead I have respect, and loyalty, and affection. I guess I'm not cool.

Its like we live in a snowglobe. Once everything settles down someone comes and shakes it up.