I'm not a puzzle piece, I'm not supposed to fit in.

Really, it is the honest ones you should be worried about be cause you never know when an honest person will do something incredibly dishonest but the dishonest ones you can always trust to be dishonest...honestly

The best memories are the ones you try so hard to explain but end up saying "You just had to be there!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit!

Never forget those stupid times with stupider people

If love is stupid I stupid you

I don't know you anymore...

I called your boy friend gay and he hit me with his purse

I would rather be hated for who I am instead of loved for who I am not

Fake is the new trend and you are all the rage!