I called your boy friend gay and he hit me with his purse

I don't know you anymore...

If love is stupid I stupid you

Never forget those stupid times with stupider people

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit!

The best memories are the ones you try so hard to explain but end up saying "You just had to be there!"

Really, it is the honest ones you should be worried about be cause you never know when an honest person will do something incredibly dishonest but the dishonest ones you can always trust to be dishonest...honestly

You write what you know, even if you don't know it.