Here's to the men that we love!
Here's to the men that love us!
BUT the men that we love,
will never love us,
so F**K all the men,
Here's to US!

Athletes lift weights...
Cheerleaders life athletes...

You broke my heart... so i broke your nose

So you called me a b.itch..
well a b.itch is a dog...
and dogs bark...
and bark is on trees...
and trees are in nature...
and nature is beautiful...
soo...
Thanks for the compliment!
*not mine but it rocks*

Friends are like butt cheeks,
shit may seperate them,
but they always come back together!!

Men are like dipers... full of shit and always on your ass!!!

Whenever i see you my heart races... like a FAT man chasing a runaway doughnut!!

Life was soo much eaisier when guys had cooties!

He gave her 12 roses...
11 real...
and 1 fake...
then he said " iwill love you untill the last one dies!"

If you're gonna make me cry...
at least be there to wipe away my tears