If men had their period, they would be bragging about what size tampons they use!!

I told you boyfriend he was gay...
then he hit me with his purse!!

It's not that i am a b itch, i just don't like you!

When life gives you lemons...
Stick them down your bra and make your boobs look bigger!!

Forget about LOVE,
I'd rather fall in CHOCOLATE

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their
time on you.

FAT people make me GIGGLE

If dancing were any eaisier, it would be called football.

If drama was like vodka... my whole school would be wasted!!

When i think of him, i think of candy, nice and sweet!!

When i think of her i think of Santa,
Ho(e) Ho(e) Ho(e)!!!!