True love never has a happy ending...

because true love never ends!!

:)

We were given...
2 handd to hold
2 legs to walk
2 eyes to see
2 ears to listen
but why only 1 heart?
because the other one was given to someone for us to find!

I told your boyfriend he was gay... then he hit me with his purse!!

lmao!!

When life gives you lemons stuff them down your shirt to make your boobs look bigger!

Keep it CUTE... put it on MUTE!!

haha

"Life never asks you what you want. Its just gonna have its way. Sometimes it doesn't give like it takes."

"Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow

"If you can't get someone out of your head, maybe they're supposed to be there"

WHOOOSE!!!
I AM A TOMATO!!

hahaha

Isn't it funny how the moment can be ruined just by one busted condom??