Forget about LOVE,
I'd rather fall in CHOCOLATE

When life gives you lemons...
Stick them down your bra and make your boobs look bigger!!

It's not that i am a b itch, i just don't like you!

I told you boyfriend he was gay...
then he hit me with his purse!!

If men had their period, they would be bragging about what size tampons they use!!

If you're gonna make me cry...
at least be there to wipe away my tears

He gave her 12 roses...
11 real...
and 1 fake...
then he said " iwill love you untill the last one dies!"

Life was soo much eaisier when guys had cooties!

Whenever i see you my heart races... like a FAT man chasing a runaway doughnut!!

Men are like dipers... full of shit and always on your ass!!!