Friends are like butt cheeks,
shit may seperate them,
but they always come back together!!

So you called me a b.itch..
well a b.itch is a dog...
and dogs bark...
and bark is on trees...
and trees are in nature...
and nature is beautiful...
soo...
Thanks for the compliment!
*not mine but it rocks*

You broke my heart... so i broke your nose

Athletes lift weights...
Cheerleaders life athletes...

If dancing were any eaisier, it would be called football.

If drama was like vodka... my whole school would be wasted!!

When i think of him, i think of candy, nice and sweet!!

When i think of her i think of Santa,
Ho(e) Ho(e) Ho(e)!!!!

"Life never asks you what you want. Its just gonna have its way. Sometimes it doesn't give like it takes."

Keep it CUTE... put it on MUTE!!

haha

When life gives you lemons stuff them down your shirt to make your boobs look bigger!