Sometimes you may feel like a big rock at the bottom of a lake. No one knows where you came from... but then again no one really cares because you are just some big stupid rock at the bottom of a lake.

When a man can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.

As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars, I thought to myself, "Where the heck is my ceiling!?"

Death cannot stop true love. It can only delay it.