When life hands you lemons....shove them in someones eyes and run!!!

2 wrongs don't make a right but 3 lefts do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If your a sandwich short of a picnic
BRING POTATO SALAD!!!!!

If your the dullest tool in the toolbox
THEN get someone to buff you out (if you know what i mean *wink,wink*)

Our world is just a chocalate chip on a cookie that is the universe