He's a cute pair of shoes that arn't my size.

Wait for the right guy
b u t i n t h e m e a n t i m e,
have fun with the wrong ones.

A best friend
- is a girl you can call in the middle of the night
& tell her you killed someone & she would say
"where should we hide the body?"

Boy: babby your eyes are so beautiful.
girl: aww yours are too.
boy: but mine are just brown.
girl: yea cuz your so full of shh!!t

Pass the liquor.. the boy is still ugly!*

I like getting 6 chicken nuggets in a 5 piece.
that always makes my day =]

Here's to the nights:
when the sand is in your seat,
the waaves kiss your feet
and your | friends | outnumber
--- the stars in the sky.
summer oh seven

Boy: Why do you cry and obsess over a TV program & the imaginary sadness of people you`ve never met?
Girl: For the same reason you jump up and yell at the TV when a man you don`t know makes a touchdown

Hey you; i like your pants,
[BUT] I BET THEY'D LOOK EVEN CUTER ON MY FLOOR

If you want something you've never had,
do something you've never done