There's 3 things in life every giirl needs;
love to make her weak.
alcohol to make her strong.
&& best friends when both things make you hiit the floor.

The guy may wear the pants in the relationship
but I control the zipper =]

I taught your boyfriend;
that thing you like.

::to my haters::
i keep it real and thats a pr0mise
i may be a b!t(h but atleast im honest
when i walk by y0u st0p and stare
well keep 0n l00king cus i d0nt care

"candy is dandy
but liquor is quicker"
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

And the children go to school
were they are put in boxes
and they come out all the same
-Malvina Reynolds

Never explain yourself.
Your friends don't need it
and your enemies won't believe it.

Never say goodbye
because goodbye means going away,
and going away means forgetting.
-- Peter Pan

"it's getting hard to be around you
there's so much i can't say
do you want me to hide the feelings
and look the other way?"

IN THE COOKiES OF LiFE FRiENDS ARE THE CHOCOLATE CHiPS.
-COFFEE MUG