"every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back"

Next time my name
rolls out of your mouth:
CHOKE ON IT
=]

"An ex-boyyfriend is the same as an
ok movie, i liked it at the time
but never want to see it again,
especially if the movie was
kinda of a b*****"

"the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass."-juno

'your hands in mine;
when they're intertwined' x3

It's completely impossible to find a guy who won't ever hurt you, so go for the guy who will make the pain worth while. x3

I'm exactly who you thought I was.
And nothing like you imagined.

11:12
maybe there's a reason
i always miss it

Jus cuz u talk sh!!t
doesn't mean u r the sh!!t

Person #1- "Did the doctor give you your test results?"
person #2- "Yeah. Looks like all those years of phone seeeex caught up with me.
I have hearing AIDS."