Boys are like gum once the flavors gone then so are they!

Boys are like cell phones...you can always trade with friends

She Who Hesitates...Gets Caught

One Rule Bout Joining The Club....Leave Your BullShit At The Door

Dont Threaten Me With What You Think I Feel

If You Could Read My Mind You'd Be In Tears!!!!

When Life Gives You Lemons....Find A Friend That Life Gave Tequila To And Have A Party

Nothing Says I Love You Quite Like A Date To Walmart

Men have no idea what were dealing with down there. Teeth placement jaw stress suction gag reflex while bobbing up and down moaning and trying to breathe through our noses.Easy? Honey they dont call it a job for nothin -samantha from sex in the city.

Guy: I have the penis there for I rule this relationship.

Girl: Yeah, well I have the vagina which means you're not getting laid.