Guy: I have the penis there for I rule this relationship.

Girl: Yeah, well I have the vagina which means you're not getting laid.

Men have no idea what were dealing with down there. Teeth placement jaw stress suction gag reflex while bobbing up and down moaning and trying to breathe through our noses.Easy? Honey they dont call it a job for nothin -samantha from sex in the city.

Nothing Says I Love You Quite Like A Date To Walmart

When Life Gives You Lemons....Find A Friend That Life Gave Tequila To And Have A Party

If You Could Read My Mind You'd Be In Tears!!!!

Dont Threaten Me With What You Think I Feel

One Rule Bout Joining The Club....Leave Your BullShit At The Door

She Who Hesitates...Gets Caught

Boys are like cell phones...you can always trade with friends

Boys are like gum once the flavors gone then so are they!