I used to wonder if I meant as much to her as she meant to me...then she ended our eight years of friendship with an email.

Guess I got my answer

As a child i fought not to sleep

As a teen i slept to escape

As an adult i slept to die

No, I can't go to hell.
It has a restraining order

I stand over you grave
Grieving for your suicide
KNowing i never got to say goodbye
And you didn't love me enough to let me have some closure

I thought you were my knight in shining armour. Then it turns out you're a dork in tin foil and somehow, i now love you more. You're my tinfoil man

In my will
After i've taken my final pill
is written with a plea
Don't mourn me, just burn me

Revenge is the reason i get up in the morning. I'll make you all burn and scream and the last thing you'll see will be me, sitting there, laughing.

Kakorrhaphiophobia-Fear of Failure or Defeat. How many of them do you reckon would fail to spell that word; Kakorrhaphiophobia?

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor daughter a dress. But when she got there, the cupboard was bare..and so was her daughter i guess.

(she was later arrested for indecent exposure)

Mary had a little lamb...The doctor had a heart attack.