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  • Damn man someone go comment my poems!!!!

    17 years ago
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  • Hey you ever wonder that when a girl sucks a guy its called a blow job and Then yet a name brand of suckers are called "Blow Pops"....hmmmmm Lol

    ps.if you dont get it you have No humor at all!!!

    17 years ago
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  • Go get a blow pop cause you blow!

    17 years ago
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  • One day you'll want me as much as I wanted you, one day youll cry for me like i cried for you, One day youll need me as much as I needed you, And one day you'll love me but i wont love you.

    17 years ago
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  • You took the "L" out of lover so now its "over."

    18 years ago
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  • Im a genie in a bottle youra tramp in a lamp.

    18 years ago
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  • I had a wet dream about you last night...I pee'd my self laughing when you fell of a cliff.

    18 years ago
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  • The 3 B's"-Before Boyfriends and B****ez-"

    My aunt told me this one!!!

    18 years ago
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  • Birdy birdy in the sky,
    Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
    Im a big girl i wont cry,
    Im just glade that cows dont fly!!!

    18 years ago
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