Birdy birdy in the sky,
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
Im a big girl i wont cry,
Im just glade that cows dont fly!!!

The 3 B's"-Before Boyfriends and B****ez-"

My aunt told me this one!!!

I had a wet dream about you last night...I pee'd my self laughing when you fell of a cliff.

Im a genie in a bottle youra tramp in a lamp.

You took the "L" out of lover so now its "over."

One day you'll want me as much as I wanted you, one day youll cry for me like i cried for you, One day youll need me as much as I needed you, And one day you'll love me but i wont love you.

Go get a blow pop cause you blow!

Hey you ever wonder that when a girl sucks a guy its called a blow job and Then yet a name brand of suckers are called "Blow Pops"....hmmmmm Lol

ps.if you dont get it you have No humor at all!!!

Damn man someone go comment my poems!!!!