Quotes by Alexis Bower

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  • We were mean...and we were jerks...no worst of all we were mean jerks!

    lol
    ♥alexis

    17 years ago
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  • My friend Hayden said this to a guy in the hallway that lykes his gf:

    guy-shabalaba ding dong

    hayden- sucka on my wing wong

    LOL

    17 years ago
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  • When thingz go wrong as they usually will and enerything seems all uphill when friends are low and depts are high when you wanna smile but can only cry, when u feel like you wanna quit dont come to me i dont give a shit

    18 years ago
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  • Roll, roll, roll, ur joint twist it at the end, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it,
    pass it 2 a friend(sing 2 row ur boat)

    18 years ago
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  • Your momma so stupid she thought Cheerios were doughnut seeds

    18 years ago
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  • Your momma so fat Jesus cant even lift her soul

    18 years ago
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  • If u love someone write their name in a circle not a heart cuz a heart can be broken but a circle goes on 4ever!!

    18 years ago
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  • GOD MADE MUD GOD MADE DIRT GOD MADE GUYZ SO GIRLZ CAN FLIRT!!!!!!!

    18 years ago
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  • God made men first cuz u alwayz need a rough draft before the the masterpiece

    18 years ago
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