God made men first cuz u alwayz need a rough draft before the the masterpiece

GOD MADE MUD GOD MADE DIRT GOD MADE GUYZ SO GIRLZ CAN FLIRT!!!!!!!

If u love someone write their name in a circle not a heart cuz a heart can be broken but a circle goes on 4ever!!

Your momma so fat Jesus cant even lift her soul

Your momma so stupid she thought Cheerios were doughnut seeds

Roll, roll, roll, ur joint twist it at the end, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it, smoke it,
pass it 2 a friend(sing 2 row ur boat)

When thingz go wrong as they usually will and enerything seems all uphill when friends are low and depts are high when you wanna smile but can only cry, when u feel like you wanna quit dont come to me i dont give a shit

My friend Hayden said this to a guy in the hallway that lykes his gf:

guy-shabalaba ding dong

hayden- sucka on my wing wong

LOL

We were mean...and we were jerks...no worst of all we were mean jerks!

lol
♥alexis