Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!

Look in my eyes, and tell me you'll be there
forever and ever, and never let go
hold me even tighter now
spin me around to and fro
say that you love me, ever more each day
all i ask is to hold me tight
forever and ever and never let go

Popular!
YOU'RE GONNA BE POULAR!
I'LL TEACH YOU THE PROPER PLOYS
WHEN YOU TALK TO BOYS
LITTLE WAYS TO FLIRT AND FLOUNCE
I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT SHOES TO WEAR
HOW TO FIX YOUR HAIR
EVERYTHING THAT REALLY COUNTS
~Wicked

WHO CAN SAY I'VE BEEN CHANGED FOR THE BETTER
I DO BELIEVE I'VE BEEN CHANGED FOR THE BETTER
AND BECAUSE I KNEW YOU...
BECAUSE I KNEW YOU...
I HAVE BEEN CHANGED FOR GOOD!
~Wicked

OY with the POODLES already!
(gilmore girls)

It\'s time to try
DEFYING GRAVITY
Kiss me goodbye
I\'M DEFYING GRAVITY
And you can\'t hold me down¯
wicked

HANDS TOUCH, EYES MEET, SUDDEN SILENCE, SUDDEN HEAT
HEARTS LEAP IN A GIDDY WHIRL
HE COULD BE THAT BOY
BUT I'M NOT THAT GIRL

The saddest part of loving you, is knowing that you used to love me...