I'm really kinda lonely now and feeling sort of...
Cos honest mate you really were the best pal that...

I'm not too good with casseroles and can't do much...
Baking cakes I make mistakes but there's one thing...

I once went to a nightclub and my god did I...
There were lots of sweaty bodies all gyrating...

I knew a girl who bit her nails, a very hard habit...
I really can't quibble, that very first nibble was...

She wishes she knew what she wanted to say, she's...
She puts out her cigarette, picks up her pen, and...

I think that I've lost my libido
It's upped sticks, shot the crow, gone to ground...

I had a chat with friends of mine the other day...
We talked about our childhood days which seem so...