I had a chat with friends of mine the other day...
We talked about our childhood days which seem so...

I'm really kinda lonely now and feeling sort of...
Cos honest mate you really were the best pal that...

I'm not too good with casseroles and can't do much...
Baking cakes I make mistakes but there's one thing...

I think that I've lost my libido
It's upped sticks, shot the crow, gone to ground...

I knew a girl who bit her nails, a very hard habit...
I really can't quibble, that very first nibble was...

I once went to a nightclub and my god did I...
There were lots of sweaty bodies all gyrating...

She wishes she knew what she wanted to say, she's...
She puts out her cigarette, picks up her pen, and...