Keep ur friends close.....
and ur pointy sticks closer

There is no pleasing ur girl friend........

she said she was worth more than 15 bucks

Women drink tea

Men Drink beer..... lots and lots of beer

Women gossip at a salon

Men talk in front of a tv...... but only a little

Women pray for a family

Men pray for death before there wife

Tip #1 of the not to say around your wife or Girl freind-

If your watching tv and ur Girl friend/ Wife ask u if u check out other women.....
don't answer with
"be quiet this is the part with the stripper"

Girlfriends will make you eat fancy food and dress you in nice cloathing.... but the ones that play Halo2 with you.... are keepers

Next time you encounter the cool jerk (the one who is an ass but every one sucks up to) in your class... ask your self this question-> if he/she was change to the oposite of what his/her populartity is now would he/she be a geek or would cool?

My Girlfriend Stole my remote.....
15 bucks For her head

Men.....
We Got Guns