Bow down to the llama, and honour that most holy of unhumped camals, for It is..... Spitting at that little girl. Ahaha, look, guys!! YAY LLAMA!

"Police have confirmed that Anna-Nicole Smith died of a drug overdose, and if we hear any more about Anna-Nicole, we might too." -Carrie at the News Desk, Rove Live.

After an hour and a half of "Happy Tree Friends", Kitoura Scarblood was transformed into a mindless blob of giggles.

I actually said this to a teacher once...

In the intrest of randomness, are you willing to hoot like a monkey and dance like a naked madman?
(The teacher blinked and, um, never spoke to me again.)