That moment when you have so much shit to do that you decide to take a nap instead.

IF YOUR PANTS WERE A .RAR FILE, I WOULD UNZIP THEM

I've never seen a smile that can light the room like yours. It's simply radiant.

I think about you and I think about leaving. I think about you before I think about breathing.

Let's not talk about hate when there's hell to pay for my cowardice and your bad timing. We don't admit it but we never see eye to eye but it's not through a lack of tryin

Remember what they say, there's no shortcut to a dream. It's all blood and sweat and life is what you manage in between

Whenever i take a drink and miss my mouth, i sit there with a wet chin and contemplate every failure i've had in life

Dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows

My hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown

That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone is homeless or a hipster