I think about you and I think about leaving. I think about you before I think about breathing.

I've never seen a smile that can light the room like yours. It's simply radiant.

IF YOUR PANTS WERE A .RAR FILE, I WOULD UNZIP THEM

That moment when you have so much shit to do that you decide to take a nap instead.

I really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever

If i worked at subway i'd wink suggestively every time a customer asked for a footlong

You make it easy to watch the world with love,
You make it easy to let the past be done.
You make it easy.

I'm a big jerk, you're a big jerk. You're an a$shole and I'm even worse. You're such a pusssy and I don't need you and you don't need me. It's so easy. Let's not be friends

Part of me craves the love and part of me doesn't care at all. I probably think too much. I probably made it all up. Part of me hates the love and part of me doesn't care at all

Today I prayed my plane would crash. You'd hear the news, and you'd think of me as much as I thought of you.