Quotes by modern day barbie

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  • Friend: What are you gunna do if you see him?
    girl: Fall over dead more than likely.
    friend: Well what will you do if he comes over and talks to you?
    girl: I'd become fluent in speaking retard

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  • Hate me if you want to, love me if you can

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  • I love how your eyes meet mine, at the most inconvenient times; and how your simple smile fixes everything.

    17 years ago
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  • As far as I'm concerned you're just another picture to burn.

    17 years ago
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  • Something about the tension and the akwardness of every glance sent the other's way kept her intrigued.

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  • It's the possibilty that keeps us going,
    not the guarentee.

    17 years ago
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  • Yeah, the drama never ends but now it's time you learn: baby, we're wh0res, nothing less and nothing more

    17 years ago
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  • Mr. Right is coming. But his plane crashed in Africa and he's walking.

    17 years ago
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  • And he had this sort of accidental smile that always found its way across his lips before he could worry about looking uncool.

    17 years ago
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  • One of the worst feelings in the world is having to doubt something you thought was unquestionable.

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