Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

All good things in life are either immoral, fattening, or overpriced

What i hate the most;; there isnt one single song in the whole world that describes what you put me through

Lets make a deal: you dont break my heart && ill tell my dad to put his shot gun away

To be loved is to be fortunate
but to be hated is to achieve distinction

You can never become old && wise..
if you were never young && crazy

Theres no better mirror than a best friend

Do what makes you happy
be with who makes you smile
laugh as much as you breathe
& love as long as you live

Joey ate my last stick of gum. so i killed him. do you think that was wrong?

If you get a chance, take it
if it changes your life, let it

nobody promised it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it