Quotes by modern day barbie

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  • God damn the black night with all it's
    foul temptations. i've become what i
    always hated when i was with you then.

    16 years ago
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  • Life's tough, get a helmet.

    16 years ago
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  • Sometimes me think, "What is friend?" And then me think, "Friend is what last chocolate chip cookie is for." -Cookie Monster

    16 years ago
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  • I'm just not the guy for you. You need a guy who's happy and perky all the time. Maybe a guy who's had part of his brain removed and he thinks he's a bunny, and you can go off and be bunnies together.

    -boy meets world

    16 years ago
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  • Forgive me if I st-stutter
    From all of the clutter in my head
    Cause I could fall asleep in those eyes
    Like a waterbed

    -teddy geiger

    16 years ago
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  • Stick a fork in a socket, do what you'd like
    Just make sure that I'm far out of your life
    Take an axe to your fingers, carve our your eyes
    And cut out your lying tongue
    And then we'll call this a tie

    16 years ago
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  • Been running through my mind today
    Scenarios to add to your hypocrisy
    No one ever takes the blame
    But everyone is searching for a cure to the pain

    16 years ago
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  • I'm counting down the seconds until my heart breaks. You're looking into my eyes, and I can see you're hesitating. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.. what was that noise? Did something shatter? Oh, don't worry. There goes my heart.

    16 years ago
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  • I'm stubborn and prideful. You're jealous and lie full. This is a match made in heaven for two lovers of sin.

    16 years ago
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  • Nobody made you king of the world
    And I'm here to dethrone you
    So kiss the ring mother fcuker
    It's my time to shine

    16 years ago
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