Love is a sensation that starts by the temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to populate the next generation. Do you get the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

The only reason they call it PMS is cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So let's get wasted and have the time of our lives!