My parents said i could become anything i wanted

so i became an a. s. s. hole

The only mark ive made in life...

is in my underwear.

I never make mistakes

i thought i did once...
but i was mistaken

Billy the Homocidal Smurf

Yo mama is a lama and she smells like cheese

I hate the word blog for some reason....but i always have a new one with sweet little nuggets of informative gold.

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But names will break my spirit.

Broken hearts bleed...
But maybe to end all of the pain...
I need to just end it all...

Live to die, die to live...it's all a load of shit to me.

Porcelain hearts are meant to be broken.