My parents said i could become anything i wanted

so i became an a. s. s. hole

Live to die, die to live...it's all a load of shit to me.

Broken hearts bleed...
But maybe to end all of the pain...
I need to just end it all...

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But names will break my spirit.

I hate the word blog for some reason....but i always have a new one with sweet little nuggets of informative gold.

Yo mama is a lama and she smells like cheese

Billy the Homocidal Smurf

I never make mistakes

i thought i did once...
but i was mistaken

The only mark ive made in life...

is in my underwear.

You tripped me with your romance and i fell in love.