L0VE iS WHEN Y0U SHED A TEAR && U STiLL WANT HiM. iT'S WHEN HE iGN0RES YOU BUT Y0U STiLL L0VE HiM. iT'S WHEN HE L0VES AN0THER GiRL && ALL Y0U SAY iS, "I'M HAPPY F0R Y0U,"
WHEN ALL Y0U REALLY D0 iS CRY...& CRY...

Ii SiiT HERE && LiSTEN T0 EVERY0NE'S L0VE ST0RY && ii THiNK T0 MYSELF,
"WHERE'S MiNE?"

S0 MAYBE i'M N0T THE PRETTiEST GiRL, 0R THE M0ST P0PULAR, 0R THE M0ST ATHLETiC. BUT i PR0MiSE Y0U, i WiLL L0VE Y0U UNTiL THE END 0F >TiME<

WHAT iF i SAiD Y0U NEVER MATTERED, THAT i NEVER L0ST A M0MENT 0F SLEEP. WHAT iF i CRUSHED ALL Y0UR DREAMS, BR0KE ALL THE PR0MiSES ii SW0RE T0 KEEP? TELL ME H0W Y0UR LiFE W0ULD BE, iF i DiD WHAT Y0U DiD T0 ME.

WE'RE LiKE R0ME0 && JULiET.. EXCEPT F0R THE DYiNG PART 0F C0URSE..

&& EVEN iF iT MEANT MARRYiNG Y0U WiTH A RiNG P0P iNSTEAD 0F A DiAM0ND..i'D D0 iT.

I thought that was so cute and funny.

Y0U KN0W HE'S THE RiGHT GUY WHEN Y0U CAN G0 UP T0 HiM WiTH MASCARA RUNNiNG D0WN UR FACE && THE FiRST THiNG HE SAYS iS,
"WH0'S ASS AM i KiCKiNG?"

PiCK UP LiNE:
iF U WERE A #6 AT MCD0NALDS,
Y0U'D BE MCG0RGE0US..
(thought that was cute)

PiCK UP LiNE:
BABY, i MAY N0T BE FRED FLiNST0NE, BUT i CAN MAKE Y0UR BED R0CK.
YABBADABBAD000!
(thought that was too funny!)

IF Y0U D0N'T LiKE ME, THERE'S N0THiNG i CAN D0.
NEWSFLASH, H0NEY:
i D0N'T LiVE T0 PLEASE YOU!!!!
(love this quote)