Say this 5 times fast...
She sells sea shells by the sea shore...
That was even hard to type

Ok, im not racist... How many jews can u fit in a car? 2 in the front 3 in the back and about a thousand in the ash tray

3 guys walk into a bar
the fourth one ducks

Three guys walk into a bar... you'd think one of them would have seen it

My heart is hard, cold, and rough. It will no longer be hurt because you took it from me. and no one will ever break it because you died.

You are the love of my life.

You and i must look in the mirror and forget the meaning of F.O.U.R little letters, if we were ment to be i would lose my melody

Fight for your country fight for your family is what they told me.
My girl left me and the nation i fight for doesnt believe in me.
I hope i die when i get sent back out because for once i will have nothing to fight for.

Sometimes i lay awake at night and wonder, am i worth it for you to love.

They say life is full of disappointments. You are one of them.