People say shoot for the stars, i say shoot to kill.

Life is crap, and so are you

I will win your heart one day, when i rip it from your heart and eat it.

I love you so much that if i became a zombie i would eat your brains first

I hate to love, but i love to hate you.

Really? Cmon. Its funny.

Fighting with you is like a retard in the special olympics... if you win your still retarded

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear-- You are the object in my mirror and your closer than u appear

Do you know why the sun rises every morning? It rises because you are to beautiful to waste in the dark

Johns mom has 3 boys one named is jak1 and the other is jak2 what is the third childs name..give up
John duh.

If you are jewish DO NOT READ THIS.
I AM NOT RACIST SO DO NOT EMAIL ME FOR THIS
IM NOT RACIST I HATE EVERY1 EQUALLY
Whats the difference between a gingerbread man and a jew....the gingerbreadman dosnt scream when u put him in the oven