What do u say when u see ur tv floating away in the middle of the night.... Drop it nigga

When you look into my eyes you see me holding you and kissing you,, but when i look into yours all i see is a blank stare.

These are a few ways to annoy people.
Construct a series of ropes in ur back yard in certian patterns and tell your neighbors that you are a man spider.
Construct crop circles in your lawn.
Skip as much as possible over walking

Not sure where this came from

" in bed by 8 pm home by 11 pm"

Hey tubby tubby whats so funny find a candy bar in your pocket!!!

Raise ur car up high... cause remeber fat chicks cant jump

Raise ur trucks up cause remeber fat chicks cant jump!!!!

I look up to you.... because YOU let me down

Sin is the BEST Saint

If you are jewish DO NOT READ THIS.
I AM NOT RACIST SO DO NOT EMAIL ME FOR THIS
IM NOT RACIST I HATE EVERY1 EQUALLY
Whats the difference between a gingerbread man and a jew....the gingerbreadman dosnt scream when u put him in the oven