Kiss me, I'm Irish, and I am the prize, and if you spray beer on me, I'll spray mace in your eyes! |
Harmonicas are sexy! |
Why does my heart still flutter when I hear your name? Why do I still get butterflies in my stomach when I see you? |
If hundreds of miles can't separate us, how do you think a wall is going to? |
You can have a perfectly horrible day, and a perfectly horrible night, too. But when you watch that sun rise, it makes you forget all your worries... |
Well, call my ass 'grass' and send me a herd of hungry cows. |
Happiness is contagious...like herpes! Yeah, happiness is like herpes! |
The only thing worse than getting your heart broken...is getting your phone broken. |
Some call it being selfish...I call it perfecting the art of getting what I want. |
They tell me not to live in the past, but I like to reminisce. |