It was at the time when she finally realized that he was gone, that the tears truly came...

I'm in a bad mood...especially on days that end in 'y'

Friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart, but BEST friends don't carry knives.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade...and find someone whose life has given them vodka!

That is going to be platinum. That is so platinum, it's ALUMINUM!

Lovers die in the test of time, and best friends are lost forever in the sand, but no matter what, their stories live on forever.

You’re so evil; you could dig in your pockets right now and pull out a day pass from Hell.

“Home is where the heart is, honey. And my heart lives on in you.”

When joy and sorrow mix, why do we end up in tears?

My friend called me a snowman today…then he shot me with a hairdryer.