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  • ERIK WON'T TELL ME WHO HIS GIRLFRIEND IS! HE NEEDS TO TELL ME BEFORE HE PROPOSES TO HER!

    17 years ago
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  • He fought against a punching bag...and lost!

    17 years ago
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  • Choosing the difference between right and wrong is one thing...but choosing the greater of two goods, or the lesser of two wrongs...that is what shapes our lives.

    17 years ago
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  • I don’t think we won that trip to Ireland…

    18 years ago
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  • When life…or anyone, for that matter…lets you down, just imagine them in a pink tutu, dancing to Swan Lake!

    18 years ago
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  • He doesn’t have the time to write a letter…no, he doesn’t have the mental capacity!

    18 years ago
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  • A good friend will console you when he breaks up with you, but a real friend will be the one who will walk right up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

    18 years ago
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  • This is my boyfriend...he just hasn't asked me out yet.

    18 years ago
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  • The world needs more rubber sidewalks.

    18 years ago
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  • I wish my grass was emo—then it would cut itself!

    18 years ago
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