ERIK WON'T TELL ME WHO HIS GIRLFRIEND IS! HE NEEDS TO TELL ME BEFORE HE PROPOSES TO HER! |
He fought against a punching bag...and lost! |
Choosing the difference between right and wrong is one thing...but choosing the greater of two goods, or the lesser of two wrongs...that is what shapes our lives. |
I don’t think we won that trip to Ireland… |
When life…or anyone, for that matter…lets you down, just imagine them in a pink tutu, dancing to Swan Lake! |
He doesn’t have the time to write a letter…no, he doesn’t have the mental capacity! |
A good friend will console you when he breaks up with you, but a real friend will be the one who will walk right up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" |
This is my boyfriend...he just hasn't asked me out yet. |
The world needs more rubber sidewalks. |
I wish my grass was emo—then it would cut itself! |