Don't judge a book by its cover...watch TV instead.

When life gives you lemons, throw 'em back at life and tell it to make its own damn lemonade.

If you can't say anything nice about a person...tell their friends.

We always wonder if we are second best
it's their eyes that will put it to the test
gaze into his eyes and you'll know it's true
he'll love her less than he loves you.

Go shove your head down a toilet full of fuel oil...

A gun can always go off accidentally...but you have to explain why you drew it in the first place

It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed off a cliff by a suicidal mickey mouse...

I'm so philosophical that I go on dictionary.com to find the meaning of life!

If you don't have something nice to say about a person...you have something to say in a blog!

The one, the one, don't go for the one, don't go for the one, for the one, for the one!

~Gaelic Storm