Well, call my ass 'grass' and send me a herd of hungry cows.

Happiness is contagious...like herpes! Yeah, happiness is like herpes!

The only thing worse than getting your heart broken...is getting your phone broken.

The only way we can truly escape the pain is to come to terms with it in our own minds...once we admit that they are gone, it is much easier to cry.

It was at the time when she finally realized that he was gone, that the tears truly came...

If there are thousands of girls who flirt with you, who talk and play and tease with you, then why shouldn’t I be jealous?

Only those who dream are worthy of making their dreams into a reality.

Sometimes, we choose to only believe what we can see…just once, close your eyes and see with your heart…find out what you truly believe in.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?